Fitted sheets cannot be folded.
There is no real need to learn cursive.
I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least a tad bit tired.
There's a moment, each day, when you realize you're not going to do anything else productive.
Why does my hair always look best, the day before I get a haircut?
I can't distinguish the difference between boredom and hunger.
Jeans almost never need to be washed.
Always say "yes" when the computer asks if you want to save the changes.
When it comes to boyfriends, I think it's best to rent, not own.
It takes at least 3to5 days to recover from a vacation.
There's more drama at work than the theater.
Simply add lots of real butter to any recipe and you can cook like Paula Dean.
A cheerio, dropped into the toilet, makes a great target when training little boys to pee.
If I wash my car...it will rain.
An expert is a former drip under pressure.
Decisions, decisions...work a holiday and earn double pay or cook for 30 relatives???
This is not the end.......